wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(via yourenotacat)


dunkarookween:

rabbitglitter:

cwnerd12:

THIS IS WHAT MY FEMINIST UTOPIA LOOKS LIKE

Where is this from?

Real Housewives of Atlanta

(via panoramicpapaya)



seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via agastly)



fentonsofun:

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot

(via cleargummibears)


badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

(via magemarley)


softsweettouch:

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

whhahaaaaat she is too cute!!!

(via xenophobiccat)


haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first


fuck

haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first

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fuck

(via izzieepowerss)


pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(via twerpthur)